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Friday, September 26, 2003

Saturn - the big Planet with Strange Mountains and Weird Things
Not many people know this but Saturn is a big planet in the solar system. It has huge mountains and frozen over rives and seas. It is not pleasant to travel and even less interesting to live.

But what do you do when you have to live there?

Be prepared for the unexpected. There may be native alien planet dwellers who are dangerous and can cause you harm. But if you have the right space ship, the right modern storage place for putting your modern computer world machines and "robot" you can make yourself quite comfortable.

On the first day of landing there, I suggest that you take a nap first. This will allow you the strength when you start to move your things to your new place of habitation. Since Saturn has not been fully colonized yet, your neighbour could be 1300 miles away. If this is the case for you, then you do not have to worry about making friends with them by bringing them cream puffs and wearing clothes which shows your man-nipples. It is okay if you just wear shorts and a tank top.

For entertainment, you have to make your own with your modern voice and image modulator unit which comes with a built in speaker and recording device. Make sure you have packed enough movies to last you 18 years. This would include Steven Spielberg's "Taken", "Band of Brothers" and other "noteworthy" TV series which are boring as hell. And take along alien movies so as to make you feel right at home.


Thursday, September 25, 2003

Robots Will Rule the World!

Will it be true? Will the modern computer world bring about a new species of computer robot machines? And if the computer robot machines are powerful, will the rule the earth?
Do not have fear in your hearts! Modern computer robot machines are still under the control of the humans. It is the duty of every human to control the rise of the modern computer robot machines. Many scientists and robot experts are looking into the ways to control the modern computer robot machines. It is a tough job, but they are doing it.

In the future, as you know, modern computer robot machines ("robots") will be used as household help on other planets as well as for deep space travel. The robots can make food and serve tea and coffee for the space ship pilots. They will be there as an assistant if the native alien planet dwellers are hostile towards them. The robots may be given weapons to protect the space ship pilots agains attacks bu the native alien planet dwellers. But the robots may be slow, as they do not have real hands like human beings, but robot-like two finger hands. It will be tough to train the robots, but it will be done.



Space Ships - Latest Designs

As we are all aware, space ships in the future will be able to fly faster than the speed of light. When this happens, all the stars around you will no longer be tiny bright dots, but will instead be long white stripes. But do not be afraid of this as modern technological wonders will ensure that you are safe inside the strong metal body of your space ship.

Some "people" are scared of what the new world future will bring, as they believe that in the future robots will rule the world. Do not have this fear! Space ships will be used by families who go on holidays to exotic planets in the universe. And you will discover the many thrills and spills of deep space holidays! Yes, it can be fun!

In the future world, engineers at space centres will design space ships with modern technological wonders that will suit the needs of modern future world families. The boys room in the space ship will have space computer video games and the girls room will have space computre video dolls. For the wife, there is a metal kitchen cabinet to meet all her high exacting standards on cleanliness and good food. Yum! For the man of the house, there will be a big screen modern technology television viewing unit with lots of channels from around the galaxy. This is modern living!



Space Ships - Latest Designs

As we are all aware, space ships in the future will be able to fly faster than the speed of light. When this happens, all the stars around you will no longer be tiny bright dots, but will instead be long white stripes. But do not be afraid of this as modern technological wonders will ensure that you are safe inside the strong metal body of your space ship.

Some "people" are scared of what the new world future will bring, as they believe that in the future robots will rule the world. Do not have this fear! Space ships will be used by families who go on holidays to exotic planets in the universe. And you will discover the many thrills and spills of deep space holidays! Yes, it can be fun!

In the future world, engineers at space centres will design space ships with modern technological wonders that will suit the needs of modern future world families. The boys room in the space ship will have space computer video games and the girls room will have space computre video dolls. For the wife, there is a metal kitchen cabinet to meet all her high exacting standards on cleanliness and good food. Yum! For the man of the house, there will be a big screen modern technology television viewing unit with lots of channels from around the galaxy. This is modern living!


Friday, September 19, 2003

Future Modern Computer World

The world as we know it is changing fast with new modern computer technology. In the future, we will be traveling in flying cars and will have small TV sets in our watches where we can see the news whilst walking about on the surface of the moon. People will be wearing single piece robes with golden belts and sandals, and will have three names. The authorities will be be wearing hard clothed shirts with pointed shoulders with plunging v-neck and turtle-necked sweaters. They will either be bald or will have receding hairlines but pointed sharply downwards.

Each house will have a TV set which will be big and will be stuck on the wall - and the newsreader will be similarly dressed to that of those in authority.

As for the city, there will be multiple levels of highways running in and out of tall, phallic type shaped buildings and on top of the highest buidling will be a globe with small spinning satellites running around it and small currents of electricity will be shot out on both sides of the globe.



Tuesday, September 16, 2003

What To Eat On Venus

Ever wondered what dinner looks like on other planets? Ever considered eating Venus "soup" or Venus "steak"? Or, is it all coloured pills that tastes like real food, for example, steak pills tastes like steak, apple pills tastes like apples, and yes, fish pills do taste like fish. So is it all there is to eat on other planets?

No!

Venutian life need not be dull and boring as there are ways to enjoy your meal as you watch the sun go down over alien landscape and strange but fascinating space-like rocks and surfaces. You can capture an "alien life form" and cook it, though I would advise that you wash it first by running it under a tap and then pre-heating it with a handheld propane jet burner.

The meat may be slightly chewy and green, but it will go down well with alien planet water to be found along and between huge alien mountains. Remember that most food will taste better if you work hard before eating. Like me for instance, after I have checked the inventory on wall paper designs and matching curtain patterns on a "computer generated imaging scanner software machine", I am always hungry for real food - potato chips and milk!
What Do Aliens Look Like?

Are they bug-eyed? Are they naked and skinny with big heads and small hands and legs?

Life On Mars

What do I wear?

Everyone knows that life on Mars can be pretty hot. So I would suggest that comfortable gear is important. Wear loose shorts and light coloured tank tops which exposes your armpits, to acclimitize to the heat of the afternoon sun.

However!

Remember that the evenings are cool, so be prepared to have light coloured chino pants and thin cotton collarless tee-shirts.
Who Am I? And Why Am I Interested In Life On Other Planets?

As far back as I remember, I've always wanted to be a space traveler. Not the Flash Gordon or Buck Rogers type, but the real deal with ray guns and pointy, rounded space ships that travels faster than the speed of light.

Since I'm in my 30s and I don't own a space ship less have an opportunity to do just that, I have focused my energy on complex and technical aspect of the modern computer world and have thus invested time and effort in this remarkable piece of software and computer know-how known as the "blog" ...

And with my super modern computer world knowlegde on computers and "blogs", I will try to inform the world (the whole wide world - www) how life could be like on other planets.

Am I qualified? I have had 3 months working experience with computers when I started work here at this wall paper factory. I have mastered the complicated technical aspect of the computer brain message sending software facility known as the "email". I know have friends from near and far. My friends could be my cubicle mate, or that funny sounding guy from Eastern Samoa who does financial planning for people he has never met.

So am I qualified. I'd say a resounding YES! Yes Sir I am!

Shall we begin...?
How is life on other planets? What can we expect of the strange and mysterious terrains of other worlds? What questions would we ask? Do aliens wear make-up? Are we an alien when we land on an alien planet? If we are indeed aliens, are aliens on the planet considered Alien 1? Or are they better known as Native Planet Dweller Who Are Aliens If They Land on Earth But are Not Aliens Here Because This is their Home Planet?

Find out with me on this amazing quest on life on other planets. Don't be surprised if you too, one day, willl share the same thirst of venturing into the outer limits of Earth and venture forth into the strange and mysterious other worlds ...

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